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Henry: I saw a scary as fuck dog on the mooooors
Sherlock: lol I don't care
Henry: HOUND
Sherlock: John get your coat we're going to Devon
~LATER~
Sherlock: I can actually drive I just like spending needless money on cabs
John: town
Sherlock: let's go
Innkeeper: so you guys are gay I'm gay too everything is gay in this show here have a gay room like the start of every holiday fanfiction ever -
John: FOR FUCK'S SAKE I AIN'T HOMOSEXUAL
Innkeeper: bye have fun I hope your gay boyfriend who you are gay with doesn't snore
~MEANWHILE~
Sherlock: hello quaint townsman I hear you saw a dog I bet my boyfriend you didn't
Townsman: fuck you I did tho
John: lol I get 50 quid for free
~AND THEN~
Sherlock: Let's break into a top secret military base using my brother's nicked ID which HAS A PHOTO ON IT lol they'll never guess it's not him for twenty minutes
John: I am a captain
Sherlock: trolololol
~INVETIGATION IN PROGRESS~
Sherlock: rabbit
Stapleton: rabbit
John: hold the fuck up - rabbit?
Frankland: hello I am being introduced in a rather pointed way which suggests I am either the perpetrator of the crime or directly involved in some underhand dealings also have my cell number gurl
Sherlock: kthanks
John: Your cheekbones are kicking right off in this shot, mate
Sherlock:
John: Your coat
Sherlock:
John: stop being attractive
Sherlock:
John: I meant mysterious
~THEN~
Lestrade: HEY GURLS HEY
John: FAMILY HOLIDAY IN DEVON
Lestrade: just casually confirming my greg-ness and my possible association with your brother
Sherlock: I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE
~BUT THEN~
Henry: liberty in liberty in liberty in
Sherlock: let's take a man with mental health problems into the place which probably has a load of triggers for him because this episode is also called The Asshole in Baskerville
John: MY MILITARY SENSES ARE TINGLING MORSE CODE
Sherlock: HOUNNNNNND i saw nothing
Henry: SHIT SCARED THAT IS ALL
~TWO NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS LATER~
Sherlock: alcoholdl
John: you're having an emotion
Sherlock: jkfeoadjfFUCK YOU I'M FINE
John: you're raving like a monkey on acid
Sherlock: FUCK YOU I DON'T HAVE FRIENDS
John: fine. okay. then. well. someone's sleeping on the rug tonight and it won't be me.
~CHATTING UP TEH LADIE~
Frankland: just casually ruining everything
John: oh goddammit i can't get off with anyone
~THE NEXT DAY~
Sherlock: john
John:
Sherlock: john
John:
Sherlock: John I don't have friends. I just have one.
John:
Sherlock: John you're amazing. John you're fantastic.
John: okay.
Sherlock: insults.
~LATER STILL~
Sherlock: casually performing traumatising experiment on my self confessed only friend
John: crying
Sherlock: i have the internet inside my head MIND PALACE hound indiana liberty frankland cell
John: therapist danger shit
Sherlock: TO THE MOORS
Henry: fuck this shit I'm out
Sherlock: DEDUCTIONS
Moriarty: BOO
Frankland: JOKES JUST ME
Dog: HOUND
John and Lestrade: FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT
Sherlock: Look henry it's just a dog and everything is going to be fine also I am still a jerk
~MEANWHILE~
Moriarty: SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK <3 JIM SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK SHERLOCK
Radio Times article on Lara Pulver, Louise Brealey & Una Stubbs.
Thanks for sharing!
Thought I’d try out my new scanner on today’s Radio Times feature
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My summary of Reichenbach...
Therapist: Why today?
John: You know why I’m here.
Therapist: No, I don’t read the newspaper, nor do I watch TV. I have no concept of what goes on in the outside world.
John: My best friend is dead.
Therapist: OH SHIT LOL, sorry.
-later-
Sherlock: I just solved everything, give me stuff.
People: Here’s a box.
Sherlock: I fucking hate boxes.
Lestrade: Here’s a hat.
Sherlock: I fucking hate hats.
Sally and Anderson: LOL
Sherlock: I will kill everybody in this room.
-later-
John: I’m almost 100% positive that this newspaper is calling me gay.
Sherlock: I don’t understand how hats like this work. I’ve narrowed it down to either two things the hat could possibly be used for; an ear hat or a death Frisbee.
-meanwhile-
Moriarty: I fucking love this London cap. I fucking love this music. I fucking love these jewels. Oh and I just fucked over the majority of England using two apps on my phone, nbd.
-later-
Kitty: I’m just chillin’ here in the men’s toilets, Sherlock, sign my boobs.
Sherlock: The fuck are boobs.
-later-
Jury: We find the defendant not guilty, even though he has no evidence or witnesses to support his plea.
Judge: lolwhut.
-later-
John: Sherlock, be careful, Moriarty is going to come over and-
Sherlock: OH MY GOD JOHN, SHUT UP, I’M TRYING TO HAVE TEA WITH THE MAN THAT TRIED TO KILL BOTH OF US.
Moriarty: I have access to everything in the world. I need to solve the final problem. The fall will begin soon. I.O.U. None of this is ever going to be important to the plot, though.
-later-
John: Excuse me, I’m looking for Mycroft Holmes.
Old guy: HOLY SHITBERRIES YOU CAN’T SPEAK IN HERE. IMMA USE MY CANE TO RING THIS BELL.
Random guys: We’re here to kidnap you.
John: K.
-later-
Mycroft: There are all these foreign assassins that live near you now, so, you know, beware of that.
John: Can’t you just tell Sherlock this yourself?
Mycroft: Bitch please, of course not. –FORESHADOWING GUILT-
-later-
Lestrade: Come solve murders.
Sherlock: Okay.
-later-
Sherlock: I’m a genius, ultra-violet light all up in here. Today is awesome.
John: Sherlock, ffs, children have been kidnapped, please tone down the happiness.
-later-
Sherlock: Molly, you’re coming to help me and John. You won’t ever have a love life so me crashing your date won’t matter.
Molly: Okay.
-later-
Sherlock: My homeless network > the English police force. Hurry up I just solved shit, let’s go save children.
-later-
Sherlock: Hello.
Girl: GSNRUOHOIEASNGISRGIPOASNNHORHGNTRUSRGOURENGUOEANGAGMNRS
-later-
Moriarty: IMMA TELL Y’ALL THE TALE OF SIR BOASTALOT.
Sherlock: The fuck is this, I don’t give a shit about children’s stories.
Moriarty: blah blah blah FINAL PROBLEM.
Sherlock: This will never be useful to me. But seriously, cab driver, what the shit was that-
Moriarty: LOL NO CHARGE
Sherlock: FUCK.
-later-
Sherlock: GUISE…GUISE…THERE ARE CAMERA’S EVERYWHERE.
John: What.
Lestrade: Sherlock, I have reason to believe that you are Sir Boastalot.
Sherlock: Moriarty is fucking with your head. This is a game. I DON’T LIKE GAMES. NEED I REMIND ALL OF YOU WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME WE PLAYED CLUEDO.
-later-
Lestrade: Sherlock, you’re under arrest.
John: I’M GOING TO PUNCH THIS RANDOM FUCKER IN THE FACE.
Sherlock: Coolies, now we’re both arrested.
-later-
Sherlock: I GOT A GUN. JOHN’S OFFICIALLY MY BITCH NOW.
John: I’m okay with this.
Sherlock: Kay, I got a great idea, we’re going to jump in front of a bus.
John: What.
-later-
Moriarty: So, I’m an actor now and Sherlock hired me.
Sherlock and John: What.
-later-
Sherlock: Molly, I need your help again.
Molly: Okay.
-later-
Mycroft: Yeah, so I’m the sole reason Sherlock is now in ridiculous amounts of danger, and will be the reason for his death.
John: You’re such a dick, Mycroft.
-later-
John: MRS HUDSON GOT SHOT, HOLY SHITBALLS.
Sherlock: Okay, you can go, I don't really care so I’m going to stay here.
-later-
Moriarty: OHMYGOD YOU’RE NORMAL. GO COMMIT SUICIDE TO SAVE YOUR FRIENDS.
Sherlock: I am a fucking angel. Here, listen to all my smart talk.
Moriarty: OH YAAAAY YOU’RE ME! LOL but I’m out *KILLS SELF*
Sherlock: Fuck. This ruins everything.
-later-
John: MRS HUDSON, YOU’RE NOT DEAD.
Mrs Hudson: No, just busy making tea for our next-door neighbour the assassin.
-later-
Sherlock: John….laterz. *jumps*
*THE SCENE THAT KILLED THE ENTIRE FANDOM*
-later-
John: *speaking to Sherlock’s grave*
*THE OTHER SCENE THAT KILLED THE ENTIRE FANDOM*
Sherlock: LOL JKS IM STILL ALIVE, but you'll have to wait another year to find out what the fuck just happened.
THE END.
I’d watch it. Not even 1 percent kidding.
I’M SCREAMING
Vin Diesel is Moriarty.
Megan Fox is everyone else.
With special guest star Christopher Walken as Mycroft Holmes
The Reichenbach episode would be the best
A heartbroken Justin Watson would lament his best friend’s death through song.
AND I WAS LIKE SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK OHHHH
SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK NOOOO
SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK OOHHHH
WHY’D YOU HAVE TO GO AND DIE, DIE
Lestrade played by William Shatner.
Anderson played by Vince Vaughn.
Mrs. Hudson played by Betty White.
…
Wait, who am I kidding, I’d watch the hell out of that.
“How Do I Live” plays in the background as Justin Watson is sobbing over Niclock’s body.
Season 1:
- A Study in Freedom
- The Blind Justice
- The Great Eagle
Season 2:
- A Scandal in Washington
- The Bison of Yellow Stone
- The Niagara Falls
They totally go to McDonalds and chow on dem Big Macs while discussing their cases too.
And their flat is right above Taco Bell.
“I eat while I’m thinking”
I would watch the shit out of this show. Seriously.
and Justin is Canadian just saying thats why I feel…. a bit sad I am one XD XD XD and Niagara is also canadian stop involving us in this crap XD we just want to watch and laugh
